bulkhummus
adhd-merlin

some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

ganseysglasses
ganseysglasses

“jonathan sims shouldn’t use his eye powers to eat people’s trauma” “it gives them really bad nightmares :(“ “it’s so mean” all i hear is blah blah blah. if the archivist is HUNGRY let him HAVE his little snack. idc if he feeds on peoples fear and trauma. what about HIS fear and trauma huh??? didn’t think of that one did you

tma
bulkhummus
secondbeatsongs

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me