bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

"what if im a bad person" yeah? well what if you arent? what if you're trying your best and you're growing and you're kind? what then?

For jondaisy week, I’ve been thinking a lot about dark Jon terrorizing everyone, so it’s Daisy’s turn to get an statement extracted from her :3c

some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

The full spread. Cuz I did everything on one file.

[ID: various Magnus Archives characters drawn with blushing expressions. \End ID]

i have blocked this guy four times and he keeps sending me this dumbass picture and it makes me laugh everytime i see it

Npc with a quest you have to complete before you can advance in the main story:

“jonathan sims shouldn’t use his eye powers to eat people’s trauma” “it gives them really bad nightmares :(“ “it’s so mean” all i hear is blah blah blah. if the archivist is HUNGRY let him HAVE his little snack. idc if he feeds on peoples fear and trauma. what about HIS fear and trauma huh??? didn’t think of that one did you

starting a collection

because i've not seen a lot of coverage on it, hotel workers in LA are on strike right now, too:

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ALT

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please remember to support these people as well!

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

What books have you done this to?

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my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass